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25 Questions About…
This Apparently, stupidity and sexual harassment is not restricted to active NFL players. In the latest scandal to rock the NFL, several on-air personalities…
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Your “Winter Can Bite Me” MNF Open Thread
Yes, winter can bite my fat white ass. In my neck o’ the woods, we had snow and ice this weekend, and most of…
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Your “Holy Sh*tsnacks Batman…No Football?” Saturday Evening Open Thread
Nope, no football tonight. More or less. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJcwqyhUtH0 OK, calm down, don’t cry. There actually is if you want it badly enough. The FCS…
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Fantasy Gods, Why Hast Thou Forsaken Me? Week 13 2017
Note: Hello, Brocky checking in here. No doubt you were all wondering where my updates on my fantasy woes were the last two weeks.…
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Greetings early risers! Your lesser footy preview!
Greetings early risers! Coffee? Check. Morning wake and bake? It is Saturday. Check. JV Footy? Nope. Lesser footy? Check. We gather here today…
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TGISF… AKA Your “Wang Chung Tonight” Sexy Friday Open Thread
Short week this week for a few reasons. So I’m dipping into the “Pool of Princesses” for TGISF this week to make things easy…
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Moosemas in Hell (Part Two)
The scene: The Secret Island of Doktor Zymm! Assorted DFOers, Olympian gods, ninjas and hangers-on are currently in the lab with the Dimensional Energy…
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STRAIGHT UP TRIPPIN IN L.A, YO! Boots on the Ground: Saints at Rams by DJ Taj
Banner image courtesy of the legendary Ralph Steadman. Turn off your mind, relax and just float along with me. Maybe it was the 50…
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Hope Clicks Eternal – The Cincinnati Bengals
Sweet, sweet hatred – I found you at last. For as long as I have been torturing myself (and you) with these articles, I…
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DFO-CON Vegas II – We’re All Still Alive
As most of you are aware, and are probably tired of hearing about by now I’m sure, some of us here at DFO got…