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Holiday Shopping Guide. How to buy presents for the young ladies in your life

banner image courtesy of: Happy holidays folks! You know Christmas is just a few days away don’t you? You didn’t procrastinate again this year…

NFL News: NFL officiating & rules are again in focus this morning: Gene Steratore’s crew in Oakland had two national spotlight moments last night.…

Because Scotchnaut got shamed today while buying beer at the pet store, and thus is now drowning his sorrows with Modelo and single malt,…

According to legend / Fact, the Three Kings traveled from afar to bring gifts to the newborn Jesus: gold, for a king; incense, for…

As you may remember from last week, our resident Evertonian, King Hippo, is in recovery after the shock of the hiring of Samuel “Fat…

I’m pretty certain that this is the latest I’ve ever been in starting on TGISF. I can’t be certain, because I tend to stay…

The scene: The barren plains of Hell. The Moosemobile is racing across the crimson sands of the diabolic wastelands, with an infernal machine in…

As previously advertised, Blax will not be the final judge and arbiter of this week’s Quotables submissions. HE KNOWS WHAT HE DID! All kidding…

As you’ve gleaned, I’ve been away this week. The doctors saw fit to ram another scope up my backside & remove the polyps they…

Hello there imaginary friendlings. Please excuse the brevity of tonight’s lead in. If you want to blame someone for it, blame Maria. No shit. …