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Your “Trade Deadline Headlines” Halloween Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Trade deadline updates: October 30th: Duane Brown: from the Texans to the Seahawks Houston gets cornerback Jeremy Lane, a second-round pick in…
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The Terrible Old Man
It was the design of Sam Wyche and David Shula and Bruce Coslet to call on the Terrible Old Man. This old man dwells…
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Shellraiser
INT. A DARK ROOM – NIGHT A large man sits in a dark room, in the center of a ring of burning candles. In…
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TGISF… AKA Your “Insert Witty Halloween Sex Pun Here” Sexy Friday Open Thread
Yep, it’s Halloween again. Almost, anyway. So of course this week is an easy choice. It’s the 2nd Annual TGISF Halloween Sexy!!!!!!!! (yes, we…
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HRTN Horror Double-Feature!
The scene: An abandoned cabin in the woods, where Angry Girl Scout has brought Unsurprised, Litre Cola and the Maestro, in order to sacrifice…
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Bye Week Roadtrips 2017: Pt II – Tampa Bay Bucs
[Interior Day, Sleazy Office, Hollywood, California] Darkest Timeline Zack Morris sits quietly in the office, staring at the phone, willing it to ring. On…
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Hope Clicks Eternal – The Baltimore Ravens
Remember – he was on two knees for Jesus. So, as the season has progressed, more candidates for evaluation have become apparent. When a…
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Fantasy Gods, Why Hast Thou Forsaken Me? Week 7 2017
As many of you know, I like to complain. The weather, sports, politics, nothing ever seems to be good enough for Brocky. Naturally this…
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“What Mess Is This?” A Walking Dead Review
Yesterday, I tried to combine two tortures into one, wanting the Open Thread to serve as a “Walking Dead” recap as well. However, like…
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Its Bye time for the Texans and Houston
/insert witty paragraph //insert asinine youtube clip #content Now let’s get down to business! What I Said “The fanbase is achieving sentience as they are…