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25 Questions About….
This Actually, it’s really about this Allow me to explain. Around the DFO water cooler, Litre_ cola suggested that we rename the Houston Texans.…
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Your “This London game is BS since it didn’t start super early” Open Thread
Seriously, why is there a game at all? Just to fuck with the Rams’ attendance and try to raise their average? You know, this…
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TGISF… AKA “When I Turn Your MOM Over, It Spells WOW” Sexy Friday Open Thread
Well, after that title and that banner image, I suspect some of you are already cringing just a little bit. Worry not, we’re gonna…
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HRTN Horror Double Feature!
That last film was pretty…weird. It must have been one of those European horror films that don’t make as much sense in English. Or…
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Hope Clicks Eternal – The Green Bay Packers
Normally, I wouldn’t touch a 4-2 team for this feature. After all, I prefer to look into the morass of human misery & mine…
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“Iron Can’t Sharpen Rust” – Your Seahawks At Their Bye Update
Renton, WA. Monday, October 16, 10:00AM. Inside Seahawks team HQ on Lake Washington, a Seahawks coaches meeting is taking place. Pete Carroll: Okay boys. Now,…
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The Dak Prescott School of Maturity: Chapter 1
INT. TRAIN STATION – DAY Three young men carrying luggage are standing in a dimly lit train station. They are gathered around a brick…
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Coach Duchess Takes a Knee
*Blows Whistle Alright everybody bring it in! Take a knee, boys. Skylar god damn it I said take a knee not two…
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Your “Catch Your Dreams Before They Slip Away” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: The Giants have ended Dominique Rodgers-Cromartie’s suspension after one game. With the Seahawks coming to town, that makes sense, given the differences…
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Fantasy Gods, Why Hast Thou Forsaken Me? Week 6 2017
As many of you know, I like to complain. The weather, sports, politics, nothing ever seems to be good enough for Brocky. Naturally this…