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Hue Jackson is the Worst Head Coach in Modern NFL History
Ever since the massacre in Las Vegas was dubbed “the deadliest mass shooting in modern American history” there’s been a bit of a fuzz…
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Monday Night Feast! Colts @ Titans Open Thread
Both teams are 2-3, and fill the bottom half of the lowest wattage division in the NFL. Luck is out. Mariota (hamstring – questionable)…
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USMNT supporters react rationally
Hi there! It is one of the few futbol fans here at the clubhouse I was voluntold to tell you a story and parse…
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TGISF… AKA “Can We Leave The Lights On This Time?” Sexy Friday Open Thread
Boo!!!!!!!!! Yeah, today is Friday, October 13th. Why are we superstitious about Friday the 13th, anyway? I’m really not, to be honest. Though I…
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HRTN Horror Double-Feature
Holy cow! That was intense! Like, that Moose guy found these cannibals trying to eat this brain guy, and then this old cannibal lady…
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HRTN: Moving Day
The scene: The Secret Base on the Island of Doktor Zymm! Specifically, right outside of the secret base, where there’s a yard sale in…
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“What Does It Matter? We Know How It’ll End” – The Falcons Coming Off Their Bye
Well, when I started this, I had them pegged at 4-0. Then they shit the bed versus the Bills and I had to retype…
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Someone please help. seems I’ve lost something and I fear it’s my sanity – a Saints bye report
Hi, welcome back. Miss me? I am going to assume you said “Hell no.” So I sit down to watch my favorite thing…
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