![[DOOR FLIES OPEN]](https://doorfliesopen.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/DFO-MC-Patch.png)
Category: DFOing Good
#feverdream (205) *Not A* Sponsored Post (644) AFL Beat (287) A Selection Of (372) Assholes (373) Bastards (250) BattleBots Beat (111) Bye Week Updates (134) CFL Beat (284) Commentist Participation (315) DFOing Good (5202) DFO radio (184) Entertainment (353) Erotic Friend Fiction (174) Extra Nerdy (327) Fantasy Football (172) Fuck You America (932) futbol (515) Gambling (344) Game Preview (542) horror (175) Insane Shit (1189) Lesser Sports (1089) Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them (468) Life as We Know It (1087) NFL News (819) NotKontent (262) Offseason Events (607) Offseason stories (223) OH WE GON DRANK (2971) Open Threads (4309) Other (222) Quotables (243) Recipes (717) Reflections (786) scotch (952) Sexy Friday (524) STORNG TAEK!!1! (333) Sunday Gravy (252) Team Previews (302) TV (114) Uncategorized (245) Updates (118) Who Cares About My Opinion (571) Wumbo Wednesday (189)
-
♫…When Our Ranks Begin to Fall…♫
The miserable melodrama of the Cleveland Browns season continued on Sunday as starting quarterback Cody Kessler was knocked out of the game with a…
-
LA Football report – Flip Flops win
The USC Trojans proved they are masters of the Coliseum domain by playing the best out of the four teams that played there this…
-
Soldier Field Field Report
As as with most things in life, I’m tardy in bringing this to you. But last week I went to the Bears-Lions game with…
-
CFL Beat: Week 16
It’s Thanksgiving long weekend! Well, the proper Thanksgiving weekend, if you ask me. Not too cold, not too commercial, and football has arranged itself…
-
Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 50)
The scene: Future Moose’s bedchamber. It’s still yuuuge. And Future Clone Debbie Harry is still pillow-fighting Future Clone Lynda Carter in a seemingly endless…
-
25 questions about two knuckleheads
Our dear author, Cuntler, is unavailable this week so I am pitching in. What is our topic this week? 1- What must it have…
-
Your “Uhh…Go Mets?” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
NFL notes: Due to Unsportsmanlike Conduct calls being up 220% this year over last (HAIL BLEERGH!), the League is going to provide teams and…
-
♫…But She Never Saw Me There! ♫
♫ …set to the music of “Eponine’s Errand” from Les Miserables… ♫ DUKE JOHNSON JR. Such luck! What a bounce! Such luck! Right back to me!…
-
Your “Don’t Do What Donny Don’t Does” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
(Banner pic via) NFL News: Reports of dissension within the Giants ranks. Eli called out Odell Beckham in the post-game presser, and ODJ is…
-
Balls’ Quarterly Review
Before I begin, I remind you, gentlemen, to check your testicles every three months to make sure there is nothing unusual. Remember, prevention and…