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CFL Beat: Week 12
It was a busy weekend of drinking for just about everyone last week; a beautiful Labour Day on the eastern part of the continent…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 47)
The scene: The DFO clubhouse, hours after the NFL Opening Day game. The DFOers are still partying hard, because football is back! And also…
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HRTN Opening Day Special
The scene: Out front of the DFO clubhouse. DFO prospect Cookiethulhu is busy sweeping up the street when Beerguyrob comes out of the clubhouse…
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Your “Hurry Up, Baby. Daddy Needs His Fix” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
Day-before Glorious NFL Returns News: It’s kind of a light day, because most everything on every team is in a holding pattern until after…
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506 Sports Broadcast Maps, Review, Week 1
Welcome back NFL 2016-2017 Season. As many of you may be aware, the 506sports.com posts a useful broadcast map of the Sunday games each…
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Your “Will the Riverboat Roll On in 2016?” Carolina Panthers Preview
Disclaimer of sorts: If you have even the remotest idea in your tiny brains that [DFO] upper management, in their infinite wisdom, has intentionally…
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Your “Back To School” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Drew Brees (pictured) & the Saints are talking about contract extensions. I guess being 30% of the Saints’ salary cap isn’t enough.…
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BattleBots Finale and Awards Blowout!
All right, it’s that time, for the last time, it’s robot fighting time. For old friends, welcome back! For new friends, welcome to the…
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An Open Letter to New DFO Visitors
Open letters are all the rage these days. There’s even the open letter to open letters. Someday soon I’ll write an open letter to…
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Drowning Lessons, A Look at My Shitty Pool
So summer is over at my pool. Boo fucking hoo. I hate the place and wish it sprung a gigantic hole that allowed water…