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I Am Irsay: Indianapolis Colts 2015 Preview
[DFO Claimer: this preview was handled mainly by Covalent Blonde with me peppering in some insanity. Giddy up.] /lights Marlboro Red Ya’ll wanna hear…
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2nd Half Open Thread
Well, that was fun. The Pats used 2 Gronkdowns to take a 14-3 lead and Mike Tomlin is right now murdering a kicker. OPEN…
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The First Real Open Thread of the Season!
Holy crap, it’s here. We have ACTUAL, COUNTING FOOTBALL for the first time in roughly 10 quatrillion years. We’ve been subjected to preseason football,…
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Haht of Dahkness: Down the Masshole
Here we are: standing on the cusp of another season of Football. It seemed like the offseason stupidity might never end, but unless…
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In Which We Rank Athletes From Other Sports At Their Potential Ability to Play Football
OK, Thursday night. REAL LIFE ACTUAL HONEST-TO-GOD PROFESSIONAL FOOTBALL THAT’S NOT THE CFL. Less than 12 hours until all our hopes and dreams are…
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The 506
For some Labor Day marks the unofficial transition of summer to fall. Some, the changing of the foilage from verdant green to a rich…
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Hard Knocks: Fare Thee Well Intrepid Traveler
We bid adieu to another installment of Hard Knocks. Last preseason game and final round of cuts should feature prominently tonight. Good bye Houston,…
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I heard that something happened with the Patriots today…
Oh, men. MEN. And WOMEN. And GENDER FLUID. “Inside a room accessible only to Belichick and a few others, they found a library of…
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HOLY SHIT BROWNS
The Browns just suspended offensive line coach Andy Moeller for an “incident” over the weekend. The Factory has officially shifted production from Sadness to…
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Things Fall Apart: The Center Does Not Hold
Pouncey’s out with a broken ankle. Needs surgery. Fuck. FUCK! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU Center is the most important offensive position other than quarterback. No one else…