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DFO News: The Mailbag is Returning!
Some good news after our first full suite of Week 1 games has now concluded: after some chatting amongst ourselves in our secret DFOverlords…
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I heard that something happened with the Patriots today…
Oh, men. MEN. And WOMEN. And GENDER FLUID. “Inside a room accessible only to Belichick and a few others, they found a library of…
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HOLY SHIT BROWNS
The Browns just suspended offensive line coach Andy Moeller for an “incident” over the weekend. The Factory has officially shifted production from Sadness to…
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Get Out Alive: Quick Responses at the Office Cooler
I don’t actually follow many sports. I give greater than average attention to my college basketball team and local NFL franchise; about average consideration…
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Carl’s Stone Cold Lock of the Century of the Week
Carl’s Pick, Bills-Colts The first NFL Sunday is upon us and our favorite South Jersey prognosticator is back at it to analyze and predict…
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DFO Late Night / International Open Thread
It’s been quite a day and we’re not quite done. There are still some West Coast JV football games going on and the last…
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Tailgate Time! Game Day Menu and Vikings Preview
Oh fuck yes, people. We survived the off season and we are on the eve of the first full slate of NFL action for…
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Things Fall Apart: The Center Does Not Hold
Pouncey’s out with a broken ankle. Needs surgery. Fuck. FUCK! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU Center is the most important offensive position other than quarterback. No one else…
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A Selection Of Phrases From Recent Posts That Would Make Good Excerpts From Snooty Wine Tasting Notes
“…arbitrary and sanctimonius…” “…a long way down from the unrelenting quality of…” “…this two-year vet that’s just aching to blossom…” “…its transient, opaque identity…”…
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Tom Brady Gets A New Sponsor
Hi, I’m Tom Brady and I have Direct TV. And I’m Evil Tom Brady and I have cable. That I steal from my…