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Your “We Are All…, You Know The Drill” AFC Champagne-ship Game Open Thread
My diary is filled with various loving tributes to the many, many blades I have in my collection. (Thankfully, no one talks about Knife…
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A Mini-Roundtable Before (NFL 2018 Season) Dying (also 20 January Lesser Footy)
For your non-reading, non-pleasure – while you no doubt enjoy the Huddersfield/City and Spurs/Mighty Whitey double bill on NBCSN: Son of Spam NFC: Rams over…
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Love Actually – The Balls Review
Author’s Note: A long time ago, in a galaxy far far away, I made a public DFO bet, which I promptly lost. My self-inflicted…
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Your “Let’s Do Some Playoffs” Saturday Afternoon NFL Football Open Thread
Dearest Elizabeth, I hope this letter finds you well. I hope that Dolly successfully calved by now. Please give all my love to Bathsheba,…
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Your Very Last Regular Season Game and Corresponding Open Thread
I love rail yards. Always have. I grew up near one and as a kid and I was fascinated by all the trains coming…
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Your “Shall I Compare These Games To A Summer’s Day?” Sunday NFL Football Open Thread
Naw, I don’t think so-it’s already been done by Shakey The Sphere and that was some time ago. Let’s compare each of these games…
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Your Sunday Night NFL Football Open Thread
The thing that they never talk about when they talk about the homeless from what I can remember, is the boredom. When you’re not…
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Your “Womb for one more? Of course!” Saturday Night Football Open Thread
I’ve been in this doctoring game for some time but I’d never seen a patient like this one. She explained that she’d been through…
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Your “Stayin’ Alive, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Stayin’ Alive” Monday Night Football Open Thread
Week 15 Fallout: These are the teams that were officially sent to a farm upstate. They are the Bills, Jets, Broncos, Bengals, Giants, Packers,…
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Your “It’s That Time Again” Sunday Night Football Open Thread
I could feel some heat at the soup kitchen and it wasn’t coming off the steam tables. Yeah, I was the last one to…