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Your “Pour Me Some Of That Giggle Juice, Dollface” Thursday Night Football Open Thread
There’s a ton of NFL news today if you look for it… Dez Bryant: The newest employee of the New Orleans Saints hasn’t, to…
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Donks at the 2018 Bye – Regrets, We’ve Had a Few
Alas, the Swag Wagon is empty, after a certain somebody stumbled crunk out of Von Miller’s Halloween party and into a total stranger’s abode. …
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A Glass of Champagne and the ’72 Dolphins: Educating youths of a tradition never discussed
“When you go to history, let’s go into history. Don’t just go to your history. Let’s go to the history. Or don’t go into…
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Your “We Aren’t Family!” Sunday Night NFL Football Open Thread
Outside of Aaron and his family no one much knows why he and his family are estranged. In tonight’s episode of Wildly Irresponsible Speculation,…
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Your “Double-Check Your Listings, There’s Only One Game On” Sunday Afternoon NFL Football Open Thread
Fine, there are two other games on the 4pm slate but I maintain they are more theoretical than actual. Sure, I guess ‘players’ will…
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Mr. November Brings His A Game – JV NFL Open Thread
Holy shit, kids. This slate is amazeballs. To the point where I can’t even say anything smart-ass, just want to play badass band of our…
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Your “NFL, Consider Me Whelmed” Thursday Night Football Open Thread
There’s some sporto-related tidbits out there on the innerwebs so I thought I’d share- Terrell Owens: Having finished his daily driveway workout, Mr. Owens…
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The Trading Card of Josh McCown
Chapter 1: The draft room in Phoenix was filled with the stale odor of cigarettes, Old Spice and cheap liquor, and when the time…
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A “Case” of Evil.
* image via interior Vikings locker room fall 2017. Case Keenum sits at his locker preparing for the 2017 season opener. Sam Bradford approaches.…
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An “It Goes On And On My Friend” Saturday Evening Open Thread
I think they’re still playing Game Three of the World Series. Anyway – in honour of that, this one’s for Brick: Mr. Ayo nailed…