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The Bleergh Report – Week 1
ALL HAIL BLEERGH. In tribute to Bleergh, here’s the week one’s best and worst penalties. Here’s a random breakdown of this weeks penalties. I’m…
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Love me them uprights. Eagles Preview
I have gathered the DFO luminaries Gratliff and WhyEaglesWhy to assist me in breaking down the coming season. Q – How was your summer?…
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The Bleergh Report – Regular season roundup
ALL HAIL BLEERGH. In tribute to Bleergh, here’s the regular season’s best and worst penalties. There were 45,144 total plays this year. Of those plays…
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The Bleergh Report – Conference weekend
ALL HAIL BLEERGH. In tribute to Bleergh, here’s the Conference weekend best and worst penalties. Here’s a random breakdown of this weeks penalties. I’m…
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The Bleergh Report – Divisional weekend
ALL HAIL BLEERGH. In tribute to Bleergh, here’s the Divisional weekend best and worst penalties. Here’s a random breakdown of this weeks penalties. I’m…
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The Bleergh Report – Wildcard weekend
ALL HAIL BLEERGH. In tribute to Bleergh, here’s the Wildcard weekend best and worst penalties. I was watching a regular season game and they…
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Yinzer Morons Bye Week Who Cares
After six games, does anyone really know what this team is? They’ve been run over by Bawler, tore HOTLANTA apart by the sinew, and…
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#QBANON: Your 2018 New England Patriots Preview
[EXT. – NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS TRAINING CAMP.] [The sun is shining over Gillette Stadium. No clouds are in the sky, and the stadium is…
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Your It’s Not The Charlotte 600 Because It’s Not Porn Sunday Night Open Thread
This is one of the rare Sundays I get to enjoy fully. Tomorrow is Memorial Day, hence no work and no going to bed…
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Show Some Respect
INT. FOX BROADCASTING BOOTH – NRG STADIUM, HOUSTON, TX – NIGHT JOE BUCK: Good evening, folks! Welcome to Thursday Night Football, here in downtown…