This is one of the rare Sundays I get to enjoy fully. Tomorrow is Memorial Day, hence no work and no going to bed early. Will I spend the time fruitfully? Well, I'm watching NASCAR, so you be the judge. As I mentioned last year, today is the GREATEST DAY IN MOTORSPORTS
Flags for the Flag God
Show Some Respect
Take A Knee Zeke! It’s The Dallas Cowboys At The Bye!
Your 4th of July Evening Open Thread
Happy 4th of July everybody! I imagine that around this time most everybody has been properly lubricated and has consumed the proper ingestibles, overindulged on grilled proteins and have applied various intoxicating substances of choice to lighten the mood and to better prepare you for the evening fireworks display. That's good! It is
Your “TGISF Hostile Takeover: TGISS!!!” Sunday Evening Open Thread
TGISF…aka Your “Happy Birthday ‘Murrica” Sexy Friday Open Thread
Can't fool you guys, you're too smart. Yep, it's Independence Day weekend. Uncle Sam might not officially turn 241 until Tuesday, but we're celebrating the whole damned weekend. So find your beverage of choice, grab your flag (I said FLAG!!!!!!)....and let's do this. Sexy, Patriotic, Red, White and Blue Girls is the
Annual Performance Evaluation: Blandino, D.
Annual Performance Evaluation: Goodell, R.
NEW YORK Umm Shari, I think I'm going to take the afternoon off. You can too if you want, just make sure to send James Harrison another $50,000 fine. Call it "detrimental to the shield, he's a poopyhead." You know how to make it do. Ahh...another season in the books, quite a
Better Know A Mythic Figure: GMesis
Species Name: GMesis Shivathal (rhymes with Nemesis AND Genesis). However NONE EVER LOOK LIKE HER. But we view them as so due to their magical powers. Individual Names: Balkeballtarkomous (extinct), Joneszilla (unkillable owner hybrid), Slingbladeus (um...incriminating evidence?), Grigsonelle (extinct) From: Boardroom Scarface binges, Dartboard throws, "Hey he knows the owner!" Descended from/Spawned by: Unclear. Nepotism helps
Better Know a Mythical Woodland Creature: Romonculus
As we delve deeper and deeper into the postseason, we're also going to be delving deeper and deeper into DFO's mythological pantheon. This week, we'll be taking a look at one of the most ephemeral creatures to make occasional appearances on the gridiron, the Romonculus. Species Name: Romo Sapiens Individual Names: Leon Lettucewin,
Better Know a Deity: Shan’Khor
It's time for another installment of Better Know a Deity. Sure, we all know the big names in the football pantheon like BLEERGH, BOLTMAN! and Al Davis' Revified Corpse. But sometimes a lesser-known god or goddess comes to the fore. (H/t to Thursday Sky Goddess). Name: Shan'Khor Nicknames: “the Merciless"; "Shankopotamus" (not
Your “Uhh…Go Mets?” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
NFL notes: Due to Unsportsmanlike Conduct calls being up 220% this year over last (HAIL BLEERGH!), the League is going to provide teams and officials with "clarification" of what the rule means. Hopefully, this leads to Jeff Triplette trying to describe the "Hingle McCringleberry". According to Dean Blandino, NFL VP