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Take A Knee Zeke! It’s The Dallas Cowboys At The Bye!
Before we get into the travesty that the Cowboys’ 2017 season is about the become, a few words about Jerry Jones. Unless you were…
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Your 4th of July Evening Open Thread
Happy 4th of July everybody! I imagine that around this time most everybody has been properly lubricated and has consumed the proper ingestibles, overindulged…
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Your “TGISF Hostile Takeover: TGISS!!!” Sunday Evening Open Thread
I do hope we are all having a wonderful weekend. Those of us in the States are, if we’re lucky, in the middle of…
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TGISF…aka Your “Happy Birthday ‘Murrica” Sexy Friday Open Thread
Can’t fool you guys, you’re too smart. Yep, it’s Independence Day weekend. Uncle Sam might not officially turn 241 until Tuesday, but we’re celebrating…
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Annual Performance Evaluation: Blandino, D.
NEW YORK, 4:30 a.m.: A bus rolls up to NFL Headquarters. The brakes hiss as the front door opens. A smoky fog rolls along…
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Better Know a Mythical Woodland Creature: Romonculus
As we delve deeper and deeper into the postseason, we’re also going to be delving deeper and deeper into DFO’s mythological pantheon. This week,…
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Better Know a Deity: Shan’Khor
It’s time for another installment of Better Know a Deity. Sure, we all know the big names in the football pantheon like BLEERGH, BOLTMAN!…
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Your “Uhh…Go Mets?” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
NFL notes: Due to Unsportsmanlike Conduct calls being up 220% this year over last (HAIL BLEERGH!), the League is going to provide teams and…