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Book of Lions 16: 9-18
An excited murmur ripples through the flock of referees gathered in the Temple of Bleergh as High Priest Blandino takes the podium, a fanatical grin on his face.…
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And Now, Please Rise For Our National Anthem
Oh, say can you see, By the dawn’s early light, What so proudly we hailed, At the twilight’s last gleaming? Whose broad stripes and…
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CrimeBeat!: Thirty Days in the Hole Edition
No time for love, Dr. Jones- let’s get right down to it. BRING FORTH THE ACCUSED! PRESEASON MVPs CHARGE: Breach of promise OMG YOU…
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CrimeBeat!: Isn’t This Where We Came In? Edition
Jeebus Cripes. As Albert Einstein (probably never) said, “When a man sits with a pretty girl for an hour, it seems like a minute.…
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In the Grim, Dark Off-season…
…there is only conflict. Upon the blasted-out ruins of a forgotten peninsula, called Boca Raton in the Third Age, the thirty two Primarchs of the…
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CrimeBeat!: Booooooooooorrred
Mother pus bucket…this is what I have to deal with? Jesus, the phrase is “when life gives you lemons, make lemonade.” You’re handing me…
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Go Fuck Yourself, Nelly Furtado!
A quick, partially on-topic aside before I start: if you can, catch the two anthem performances from the NBA All Star game in Toronto…
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On the Origin of BLEERGH-cies
I was out walking my dog last night, when an angel appeared before me. I mean, it might have been an angel, or it…
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NFL Speakeasy Stories: 400 gon
When there is nowhere else to go…. Angel’s Share, East Village. 2:47 am, January 4th, 2016 The reverberation of the celebratory fireworks subsided 45 minutes…