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Dark Deeds Merit Dark Rewards
December 6th, 2015 New Orleans, Louisiana Hours had past since the one loss Carolina Panthers continued their impressive season with a win over the…
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Let ‘Em Play! (91% of the time)
Earlier this year, the NFL set a record for most accepted penalties through week 3. There has been speculation that this increase in penalties…
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In The Beginning
So, if I remember right from eight years of parochial school, in the beginning God made (in no particular order) heaven, earth, man, seas,…
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Dean Blandino Consults the Orb of Officiating
[Dean Blandino, High Priest of the Flag God, addresses his flock of Beergh worshipers deep below NFL Headquarters] Brothers, I would like to honor…
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A Sacrifice Must be Made
[Trouble is brewing in the Temple of Tripping. High Priest Blandino calls an emergency meeting of the Cult of Beergh.] Quiet Brothers, please, quiet.…
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FLAGS FOR THE FLAG GOD
[Deep beneath 345 Park Avenue, carved from the bedrock a millennium ago, lurks a dark and sinister temple. Within its smoky, yellow fabric draped halls corrupted…