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2022 Post-Plague Madness – Thursday Session the First
Hey howdy, imaginary friend-erinos! Have you enjoyed the last few weeks of sportsball respite? FUCK NO, YOU DIDN’T. Neither did Hippo. And especially not Other…
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AFL Beat! AFLW Finals and AFL previews!
This week, the regular season ended. Also, I must share this glorious mullet once again: And I must share two more things: Our Collingwood…
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Spring Sort of Sprung – Saturday Open Thread
Much to my surprise, the assdick MLB ownership cabal finally made a reasonable offer and we’ll have el beisbol after all. Hooray, I guess? …
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AFL Beat! AFLW Round 9 and AFL Preview Part Deux
This week, we are back to a regular schedule! Also, I must share this glorious mullet one more time: Welcome to Balls of Steel’s…
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Headlong Into the Void! Saturday Open Thread
Is the world still seven kinds of fucked? YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT. Good think there’s Lesser Footy. Everton overcame the runaway freight train that…
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AFL Beat! AFLW Round 8 + AFL Preview!
This week, we are back to a regular-ish schedule! Welcome to Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat! There is some normalcy and the Finals picture…
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Six Days Dry as the Sahara – Lesser Footy Open Thread
No, for the love of Christ, I am not off the pills. WHY THE MONKEYFUCK WOULD ANYONE DO THAT?? But man, FITBAW heroine withdrawal…
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Sexy Friday/AFL Beat! AFLW Round 6
This week, the lights went out in California (more specifically, a one square mile block where my house happens to be in), so I…
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Shempions Sixteen – A Mini-Primer
With the long, cold, hopeless winter/spring/summer ahead of us, one clings to every scintilla of decency that one can. Which brings me to our…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – 2021 Season Finale
Roger Goodell is a National Disgrace. A great game to end an incredible playoffs, ruined on the final Los Angeles drive. Let ’em play…