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JV NFL Opening(ish) Night! Open Thread
The tevee fuckadoos called last Saturday “Week Zero” – even though the results count (sorry, Cornfuckers). So in a technical sense (the best kind…
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AFL Beat 2021 AFL Finals Week 1
Welcome to Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat! We’ve eliminated two teams. Which ones were they? Let’s see what happened. *** AFL 2021 Finals Week…
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Late Afternoon/Evening 28 August Open Thread
Chip Kelly’s sweaty tits deserve their own thread, you know? Hawaii (+18) at Westwood Klavern (3:30, ESPN) $20 on the Rainbow Warriors to win…
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Saturday Smorgasboard Lesser Footy (and one JV Offering!) Open Thread
Supporters across the Premiership anxiously wait, as deadline day (1 Sept) approaches. For some, it’s wondering if Santa will arrive and/or how much cool…
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AFL Beat 2021 AFL Week 23
Welcome to Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat! We’ve gotten to the end of the Home and Away Season! Finals start this week. Let’s see…
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Saturday Late Afternoon/Evening Whimsy
Oh my word, it seems Bollo del (wing-sauced) Verdad can still kiss some pre-season titties! Bearistocrats might really be sucking the dog this season.…
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Moose Hornet Spotlight DANCE! (Sabado Open Thread)
Perhaps the most delightful aspect of the 2021-22 season (so far, anyway) is the return of a favoUrite meme. And our beloved Moose Hornets…
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AFL Beat 2021 AFL Week 22
Welcome to Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat! The Finals picture is taking shape. Let’s see what happened. *** AFL 2021 Season Week 22 Recaps…
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Pre-Season Bukkake Saturday Night Open Thread
That’s right, NFL Network’s Glorious Quadrupleheader continues, with the 2nd half of Donks/Vikes RITE NOW! DUUUUUUUVVVVVAAAAALLLLLL and #ThePauls follow at 7p, with the Battle FOAR…
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Premier League uneducated and snarky preview Part 2
First thing you should do is join the footy tipping league so you don’t miss anymore games. https://fantasy.espn.com/games/english-premier-league-pickem-2021/group?id=5015c670-ada1-4413-93aa-9b4a4abb1e20&joining=true It begins! Holy shit we did…