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The Masque Of The Yellow Lightning Bolt
I’m not sure why I went back. I can’t even remember the time between when I left and when I returned. I remember the…
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Campbell Comes Clean
Interim Miami Dolphins head coach Dan Campbell did not conduct a press conference Thursday to clarify remarks he had made the previous week, in…
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Dallas At The Bye Week: It’s All Gone Pete Tong
There’s a movie from a few years back called ‘It’s All Gone Pete Tong’, about a DJ who goes deaf and has to figure out how…
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Coping With Loss in La Jolla
(somewhere on a sunny beach in La Jolla, Callifornia) Brad: Brah! Good waves out there today. Jackson: Totally, brah. And my gal K8 [ed. note–literally spelled that…
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A Sacrifice Must be Made
[Trouble is brewing in the Temple of Tripping. High Priest Blandino calls an emergency meeting of the Cult of Beergh.] Quiet Brothers, please, quiet.…
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FLAGS FOR THE FLAG GOD
[Deep beneath 345 Park Avenue, carved from the bedrock a millennium ago, lurks a dark and sinister temple. Within its smoky, yellow fabric draped halls corrupted…
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Nobody Cares About My Fantasy Football Team, Chapter II: The Reckoning
Week two came and went in Horatio’s trip through fantasy land, and with it went any illusions anyone should have that I know anything…
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The Bastard Review
The two-hour pilot to Kurt Sutter’s new FX series The Bastard Executioner is, among other things, a prime example of the difficulty inherent in…
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Morning After Rant
What the fuck was that? What in the everlasting fuck do you call that performance? Jesus H. Christ, Stephen F. Austin played tighter defense.…
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Eli Manning For Mickey Mouse
Unreliable. Eli Manning is. So is his Mickey Mouse watch Mickey Mouse Watch Face Fueled by juice boxes, this watch possess a complete inability to…