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Coach Carroll’s Weird Mysteries: The Hessdalen Lights
Hi all – Coach Carroll, reporting in. Gotta say, I was pretty cheesed, just like many of you were, about the President’s comments on…
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Goddess II – Prologue
Last Season, on the Goddess Chronicles…. balls leans in to look at the dashboard of this new girl’s car, just as tWBS has…
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Your “Whose Bright Idea Was It To Leave tWBS In Charge?” Saturday Evening Open Thread
BeerGuyRob’s. That’s who (Whose? Whom? Whut?). Yep, BeerBoyBobby is a selfish bastard. He decided he’d rather pawn off his responsibilities tonight. Just to go…
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TGISF… Well I Guess That’s Music, Allegedly – #1
It’s Been A While, Eh? Greetings and salutations, perverts. Haven’t seen you since last year FFS. Miss me yet? Yeah, I thought not. But…
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Hue Jackson Considers Hiring a Subordinate
INT. CLEVELAND BROWNS TEAM HEADQUARTERS – DAY — HUE JACKSON: Welcome! Thanks for coming in for this interview. BEN McADOO: [shakes hand] It’s a…
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Coach Carroll’s Weird Mysteries: The Big Grey Man of Ben MacDhui
Hello all – Coach Carroll here once again, reporting in with my weekly log. I was extremely excited to hear that the league listened…
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The Dak Prescott School of Maturity: Chapter 6
INT. DELTA HOUSE DORM ROOM – DAY. It is early in the morning, with sunlight just barely peeking through the curtains. CAM NEWTON moves…
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Your “Peak Philly Fan Achievement Unlocked” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Ben McAdoo looks destined for Cleveland. They are also looking at Mike Mularkey, because if you put all the 2017 failure in…
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FISHNET: A BoTG Investigation
Author’s Note: I watched a lot of TV when I was a kid. One of my favorites was old reruns of Dragnet. For me,…
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Donald Trump’s Foreign Policy: Risky Endeavours Explained By “Risk”
Risk. Anyone over the age of 25 remembers this game. A child’s game, but not a game just a child will play. Allow me…