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Evil Celebrity Pickakke
This year’s Superb owl features Satan’s favorite team—the New England Patriots—playing against the Philadelphia Eagles, whose fan base happens to be her favorite. Factor…
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TGISF…A Mixed Bag of Hate
Yep, it’s still Hate Week. And we’ll get to that, I promise. But first…. – This Week’s Weirdness Update Remember last week? When I…
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Goddess II – Episode 1
[The Christopher Columbus Transcontinental Highway, aka The 10] balls: So, we’re actually meeting the girls in Vegas?!? tWBS: Yeah sorry. It was supposed to…
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Coach Carroll’s Weird Mysteries: The Chinese Village of Dwarfs
This is Coach Carroll, checking in. Oh man, have I got a weird one for you this week. So, to give this some context…
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TALES FROM THE METEOR! – A Case of Mistaken Identity
Editor’s Note: here at DFO, many of us are not satisfied with the Super Bowl matchup. For some of us, this is because we…
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Offseason QB Interviews – Dallas edition.
It’s hate week they said, go to your evil place they said. Is it not bad enough the Eagles have to play the hated…
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Tales from the Meteor – “The Road” to Superb Owl LII
Editor’s Note: here at DFO, many of us are not satisfied with the Super Bowl matchup. For some of us, this is because we…
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Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat – 2018 Season Kickoff!
Now that the NFL off-season is here, it’s time to move on to worthier pursuits. I speak, of course, of AFL, AFLW, and AFLX.…
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TGISF… Let’s Get Dolled Up Tonight!!!!
It’s been “interesting” around DFO this week. Now that we’re transitioning into the offseason, everyone seems like they’re in a rather weird mood. King…
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Vikings Coach Mike Zimmer Faces the Music and Dances
Minnesota Vikings head coach Mike Zimmer did not conduct a press conference Friday in which he addressed the team’s blowout 38-7 loss to the…