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Coach Carroll’s Weird Mysteries: The Somerton Man
Olympics, Olympics, Olympics. Looks like it’s cold as shit in Korea right now. After months of cloud and fog and dampness in the Pacific…
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Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat – AFLW Round 2
You know, I really like how Jeremy Clarkson does the intros each week for The Grand Tour. In that vein, this week: And In…
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TGISF…Let The Games Begin!!!! (errrrrr…continue, I guess?)
Because I miscalculated the interest you weirdos would have in the Winter Olympics, this week’s TGISF theme was originally supposed to be a “by…
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Goddess II – Episode 2
[Sedona, Arizona, The Following Morning] Leticia (banging on bathroom door): Hey!!!! Have you got all your things ready? The bellhop will be here for…
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Coach Carroll’s Weird Mysteries: The Stone Balls of Costa Rica
Hi folks – I know a lot of you plan on watching the Super Bowl this weekend (well, perhaps maybe not a number of…
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DFO University – Drugs 3: An Introductory Course
tWBS: Good morning, Class. Class (half asleep): Good morning, Seamus. tWBS: Hey, that’s… Professor Seamus to you!!!! Class (fully asleep): *snoring* tWBS: OK, fine. …
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Your Tuesday “There’s No Early Kontent Scheduled So I’m Doing This” Daytime Open Thread
The post-season hangover, both literal and figurative, continues. This post is not meant to be “good”, per se. No Pulitzer nominees are in danger,…
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Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat – 2018 AFLW Round 1
Now that that bullshit the delicious Schadenfreude is over with, it’s time to get into the REAL sports in this world. The AFLW season started…
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tWBS’ Contributions to Thee Superb Owl LII Champions….De Nada, Philly
“The best $600 I ever spent” Those are my own words. I said them last night just before the final whistle of the Eagles’…
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Your Early “Talk About Whatever You Want To” Pre-Pre-Superb Owl Sunday Open Thread
There’s going to be a lot of hours of annoying pre-game today. You’ll want to murder yoself before a ball is finally kicked. Trust…