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Owners To New Players: KEEP OUT
Responding to fallout from pictures of injuries inflicted by Greg Hardy on his girlfriend, several NFL team owners are calling for a halt to…
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Around this time every year…
Around this time every year, for the past few years, I get this cough. It feels like I get suddenly somewhat congestion, and just…
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CaptaIKn
Ever one to be talking trash at .500 (including a loss to the Jaguars), Rex Ryan has announced that QB face-puncher Ik Enemkpali will…
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Jerry Jones Releases Statements
On Greg Hardy: “While we did not have access to the photos that became public today, we were and are aware of the serious…
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Flow Time! – It’s Your Trade Deadline Activity Thread
Per Yahoo Sports, the 49ers are electing to #GoWithTheFlow! Guess that’s what happens when the #7tormsover. So how long until Chip brings him to…
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Things to do in Memphis When You’re Drunk – A Travelogue.
Last Sunday my niece had a wedding. Her first! She has lived in Memphis since she was about 6 or 7 years old. She’s…
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I WOULD LIKE A SELFIE
“I Would Like A Selfie” For context: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7xWw-_VIy0&ab_channel=JASONSCARYSTORYS Outside of a small town in Central Texas was a supposed haunted house. This house was surrounded…
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It’s quiet… too quiet…
So here’s something to listen to–the great voice of Ken Nordine reading Edgar Allen Poe’s “The Conqueror Worm”, from the album Closed On Account Of…
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Wednesday Night Hockee & Based Balls Shenanigans
Since it’s the middle of the week, we should probably be responsible and turn it at a normal hour, since there isn’t much going…