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Your Fired!
It’s no secret that this NFL season has been generally unappealing. Through seven weeks, twelve teams have winning records (and five of those teams are…
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NFL Speakeasy Stories: True Inspiration
A Nondescript Contemporary Hotel Bar, 3rd Level. 2:47 am, October 19, 2015. A ginger-haired Princeton man sits at the bar on the corner stool nursing a Perrier and…
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Counterpoint: Canadian Thanksgiving remains superior to American Thanksgiving
So unlike scotchnaut, I am extremely proud to say that I am not a traitor to my own nation, and endeavour to wave the…
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This Just In-America Better Than Canada In Something (Thanksgiving)
I’m a “somewhat proud” Canadian. I don’t think we’re the greatest country in the world (as though that could ever really be measured) because…
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Thoughts On The Rams Potential Move Back To Los Angeles
St. Louis Rams owner Stan Kroenke has submitted a stadium plan for a brand new $2 billion facility in Inglewood, California. The idea would…
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Your Official Game Day Fan Apparel Hierarchy Thread
I enjoy being a fan. Basically, it boils down to an excuse to really get excited about something without having to apologize for yelling or simply,…
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NFL Speakeasy Stories
/with deepest apologies and acknowledgment to Blaxabbath He was alone, again, and again with a drink in his hand that he didn’t recall ordering.…
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NFL Speakeasy Stories: History Repeating
Wilson & Wilson, The Tenderloin. 2:47 am, September 30, 2015. A man sits alone in the center booth of the bar-within-a-bar, waiting patiently for his…
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How to Relate to Your Fans
It’s not standard policy around [DFO] to just post other’s media creations to our page and then try to pass it off as original #content. However, it…
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Sunday Gravy With Horatio Cornblower
This here offering is usually handled by Yeah Right, but he quit for the regular season. Pfft, nobody likes quitter Yeah Right; just ask…