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DFO Late Night / International Open Thread
Well, it’s been quite a day! Martin brought back Sexy Friday with a vengeance that seemed to be squarely aimed at two of my…
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Star of “The League” Admits Lies About 9/11 Escape, Declared Not Funny Retroactively
After a New York Times investigation revealed that his story about fleeing the World Trade Center on 9/11 was not true, Steve Rannazzisi was declared…
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Nobody Cares About My Fantasy Teams
This is part one of a roughly 17 part series in which Horatio discusses how his fantasy teams did the previous week. Less if…
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NFL Speakeasy Stories: In The Blue
The Noble Experiment, San Diego’s East Village. 2:47 am, September 11th, 2015 A man sits in a corner booth where, other than his initial…
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2015 NFL Season Review and Power Rankings
Oh, you poor bastards. Today we careen over the precipice and into an existence devoid of mercy and gentleness, a series of darkening days…
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Random NFL Preseason Thoughts And My Air Conditioning Is Broken
This may be the year Andrew Luck gets the support he needs to reach the Super Bowl. The Steelers will miss Le’Veon Bell for…
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All roads lead to L.A.
I was too young to appreciate the Air Coryell days with Fouts, Alworth, Winslow, Joiner and Jefferson. I did however get to watch Stan…
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Haht of Dahkness: My Jet Crashed Behind Enemy Lines
My name is Troll-So-Hard University, and I’m a fan of the New York Football Jets. Well, I used to be a fan of the…
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Cassel has a concern
Exterior Bills Training Camp: Tyrod Taylor: Hey What’s up, Matt Cassel: Feelin’ good man. You? TT: I’m great but you know what man, you…
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Mad MaKSK: A Furious DFOde
[Photoshops and writing help from Mike Wallace And Gromit] (A hot summer sun is rising over the wasteland, and while the misery of…