No Good Deed

blaxabbath - July 28, 2022July 28, 2022

What the thing you all say? You're going to Karen Carpenter? I need to wiki this gal because.... Oh -- "throwing up". You see? This is why we can't get any young readers around here. Also because youth doesn't read anymore. This is, for sure, a Karen Carpenter. Quick story for you all.

Trespassing, Clean Halls, and Disruption: How I became “Radicalized” Against the Criminal Justice System (Part Three)

trollsoharduniversity - July 20, 2022July 19, 2022

My experiences navigating the abject cruelty of the criminal justice system while representing misdemeanor defendants in the Bronx. During my third year of law school, one of my courses was a criminal defense clinic, where I represented misdemeanor defendants in Bronx Criminal Court under a student practice order under the supervision

Sexy Friday – Balls on Vacation Edition!

ballsofsteelandfury - July 8, 2022June 18, 2022

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By the time you read this on Friday night, I should, hopefully, be somewhere on the East Coast. I do not know exactly where as I am driving across our country Smokey and The Bandit style to drop off an important package at an East Coast Institution

Sunday Gravy with yeah right: yeah right phones one in

yeah right - June 26, 2022June 22, 2022

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Good morning and happy Sunday everyone! I never thought it would happen to me. I'm in need of kitchen-Viagra over here. I simply wore my ass out the day this "menu" happened and lost the desire to return back to the kitchen. It can happen. I have a theory too. For these last several months I've

Sexy Friday – A World Cup Preview!

ballsofsteelandfury - June 24, 2022June 19, 2022

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I was going to do this last week, but I ran out of time. Luckily, I had plenty of time last weekend to work on this. This will be the first of many World Cup 2022 posts. Yes, they're being held in a country with a very questionable (to

The Lady of the Sea of Sin: Part 7

ballsofsteelandfury - June 22, 2022June 11, 2022

At 2:55 on the dot, I walked out of the room and headed towards the pool. I like to be right on time. Not early. Not late. Right on time. If I show up exactly as Mickey's hand hits the right spot, even better. I'd called the

Zombie TWBS Wednesday Motivational

ballsofsteelandfury - June 16, 2022June 15, 2022

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Not on a Wednesday. Not written by TWBS. Now in POSTER FORM! So, a few days ago, I happened to comment that we had a few motivational posters in our conference room at work and Scotchy did not believe that was actually a thing. The actual words were, "pics or it

The Lady of the Sea of Sin: Part 6

ballsofsteelandfury - June 15, 2022June 8, 2022

Editor’s Note: Please click here for Part 1, here for Part 2, here for Part 3, here for Part 4, and here for Part 5. In my line of work, you see a lot of crazy things. You also see a lot of ugly things. Nothing had prepared me for what I saw next. The cabana,

Sexy Friday – A Sunday Gravy Discussion

ballsofsteelandfury - June 10, 2022June 9, 2022

On Sunday Gravy last week, we discussed, somewhat appropriately I suppose, the virtues of the curvy gal. Let me make one thing perfectly clear: Latinos LOVE themselves a curvy Latina. With very rare exceptions. I was delighted to learn that it's not just Latinos that enjoy the curvy gal.

The Lady of the Sea of Sin: Part 5

ballsofsteelandfury - June 8, 2022June 7, 2022

Editor’s Note: Please click here for Part 1, here for Part 2, here for Part 3, and here for Part 4. I smiled as I turned around. "What the fuck is the...." The punch hit me like a ton of bricks and took all the air out of me. Some of the Buford might have come out the

The Lady of the Sea of Sin: Part 4

ballsofsteelandfury - June 1, 2022May 31, 2022

Editor’s Note: Please click here for Part 1, here for Part 2, and here for Part 3. "You weren't kidding about those protein bars!" Claudia laughed when she said this, but I could tell she really wasn't amused. It had been a bad night of no sleep, lies, and unspeakably awful farts. Once the

The Lady of the Sea of Sin: Part 3

ballsofsteelandfury - May 25, 2022May 23, 2022

Editor's Note: Please click here for Part 1 and here for Part 2. Mexicali is a LOT different from TJ. For starters, at the border in TJ, they enthusiastically wave you in. If you look carefully, you can see them mouth the words, "Spend your money!" At the border