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Please Gamble Responsibly
On Labour Day Weekend, my lazy Saturday started with a vigorous masturbation session and only got better from there. On Hippo’s JV Footy Open…
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Boots On The Ground – “The Summer of 50” Part 1: A Veneer of Respectability
So, this summer I turned 50. Not a big deal to most, as average life spans are now at the highest they’ve ever been,…
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AFL Beat 2018 Finals Week 1
This week, And Dustin Martin is good. Welcome to Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat! The First Qualifying Final started things off with #1 Richmond…
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Your Friday Night Open Thread / Weekend Homework Assignment
So, your friendly neighborhood Balls was enjoying his Labour Day weekend of not doing jack shit when he decided to not only start talking…
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Welcome New Commentists! Or, I have to do what now?
Hello new person! Last year, tWBS drew the short straw and did the introductory post to any of you that are just now discovering…
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AFL Beat Finals Bye Week
This week, even though there are no games (or are there?), we still have stuff to talk about as the AFL season-ending awards were…
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Your “I Don’t Care If The Money’s No Good” Saturday Evening NCAA Football Thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VShpcqd3zE But I’m guessing the players might. Enough of that commie Libtard stuff – ARE YOU READY FOR ANOTHER SEASON OF EVERYONE FELLATING ‘BAMA?!…
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Your Labour Day Weekend Friday Night Open Thread
So, we all slept in until the crack of noon, immediately cracked open a beer, and then scratched our asses to our hearts’ content, …
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Blood is Thicker
INT. GAME SHOW STUDIO – MUSIC AND LIGHTS BEGIN AS THE CROWD APPLAUDS THE APPROACHING HOST Michael Strahan: Good evening ladies and gentlemen! We’re…
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AFL Beat 2018 Round 23
This week, Welcome to Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat! Round 23 Recaps and Highlights The final Round of the Home and Away season started…