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Sunday Gravy with yeah right: What Day is it? It’s Christmas Day!
Merry Christmas everyone! Even if you don’t celebrate the occasion it IS Christmas Day and if nothing else you probably have the day off.…
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“How R Babbies Maid?” – Individual Complaints to the FCC About The Walking Dead
As expected, people complained about the season premiere of “The Walking Dead”. Specifically, about this: Also about Negan’s flowery language, but mostly the violence.…
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Your “Dammit Ratbirds – You Had One Job!” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
I don’t care – it’s the NFL photo of the year. NFL News: Eric Dickerson has already begun trolling Jeff Fisher by saying Jim…
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Your “I Don’t Feel Pity – You Chose to Go” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
Statement applies to both Jets fans and [DFO-CON] attendees. One group has better decision-making skills. NFL News: They arrested the shooter of Joe McKnight,…
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Weekend Baking With Shogun: Eat Your Feelings
I think it’s safe to say 2016 has been one epic whadafuq no matter who you are or your views toward life in general.…
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Your “Y’know, In The Rest of the World It’s Just ‘Thursday’” Thanksgiving Night Game Open Thread
Please, allow me to extend to you some traditional Canadian US-Thanksgiving hospitality. Have a slice. Maybe make a small plate and take it into…
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Aussetzung der Ungläubigkeit
October 17, 2016 – INTERIOR MEDICAL OFFICE SOMEWHERE IN PENNSYLVANIA Dr. Jim Bradley: Well Ben, I think the surgery went about as well as…
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Your “Try Not To Kill ALL Of Your Family” Thanksgiving-Eve Wednesday Night Open Thread
NFL News: No doubt in response to DFO’s expert analysis, Packers president Mark Murphy said Wednesday he’s not firing anybody. His answer takes a…
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“When Not All Tires Catch Fire” – The Atlanta Falcons At Their Bye
First of all, let’s kick this mother off right: The Falcons are 6-4 and on their bye this weekend. Let that sink in for a…
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A New Yorker’s Postmortem on This Election
Well, this election has come and gone and taken years off our life with its vitriol. Colbert was right, too much venom and it…