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![The World Is On Fire: Your [DFO] Law and Fantasy Football Mailbag](https://doorfliesopen.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/shit.jpg)
The World Is On Fire: Your [DFO] Law and Fantasy Football Mailbag
When cases are decided by a panel of judges (e.g. the Supreme Court), judges can write “concurring opinions” where they agree with the ultimate…
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![I Want Carruth! You Can’t Handle Carruth! Your [DFO] Law and Fantasy Football Mailbag](https://doorfliesopen.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/truth.png)
I Want Carruth! You Can’t Handle Carruth! Your [DFO] Law and Fantasy Football Mailbag
ALL RISE! The DFO Mailbag of Law and Fantasy Football is Now In Session (please see the disclaimer at the bottom of the page).…
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![Making Ezekiel: Your [DFO] Law and Fantasy Football Mailbag](https://doorfliesopen.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/ZEKE-1.jpg)
Making Ezekiel: Your [DFO] Law and Fantasy Football Mailbag
By far the most common question submitted this week was about where you should take Ezekiel Elliot in your upcoming drafts. The second most…
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![YA BETTA SUE SOMEBODAYYYY: Your [DFO] Law and Fantasy Football Mailbag](https://doorfliesopen.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/mapofdumb.jpg)
YA BETTA SUE SOMEBODAYYYY: Your [DFO] Law and Fantasy Football Mailbag
Nazis! Suspensions! Nuclear War! Trades! What a week for questions about law and fantasy football! Unsurprisingly, most of your law questions were about our…
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Executing Jameis: Your DFO Legal and Fantasy Football Mailbag
ALL RISE! The DFO Mailbag of Law and Fantasy Football is Now In Session (please see the disclaimer at the bottom of the page).…
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Start Or Sit (On Your Face): The DFO Fantasy/Sex Mailbag
Because I am an idiot, I am planning on watching the Pro Bowl this weekend. Let’s see: teams captained by… Devonta Freeman and Geno Atkins?…
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Start Or Sit (On Your Face): The DFO Fantasy/Sex Mailbag
As excited as I am for this weekend’s games, no matter how you slice and dice it, there’s going to be a nuclear-level amount…
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Start Or Sit (On Your Face): The DFO Fantasy/Sex Mailbag
Man, the Steelers are so, so fucked. No Le’Veon Bell, THE BEN can’t throw more than probably 10 yards, and now no Antonio Brown.…
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Start Or Sit (On Your Face): The DFO Fantasy/Sex Mailbag
With Fantasy Football now finished for the season (boooo), the Mailbag is now transitioning to that of a grab bag – your sex lives…
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Start Or Sit (On Your Face): The DFO Fantasy/Sex Mailbag
Star Wars is out today. I AM READY TO SHIT MY DICK. I rewatched the original trilogy all this week to get myself hyped.…