NFL News: Tracy Porter has been waived by the Bears. Backup QB news: Matt McGloin has been signed by the Eagles T.J. Yates has been signed by the Bills. The Bills also signed Ian Seau, the undrafted free-agent nephew of Junior and proof the Spanos family wouldn't know a good PR
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Your “Dull Sideshow Full of Quacks and Clowns and Philistines” Thursday Evening Open Thread
Reminder: the Draft is three weeks today. NFL News: Beastmode will become a Raider, probably sometime before the draft. John Schneider says his relationship with Raiders GM Reggie McKenzie - from their collective time in Green Bay - will ensure things are handled "in a smooth manner," either by release or minimally-invasive
Your “Sorry, I Feel Like Crap” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
Sorry I'm not my usual verbose self in the write-up. I've got a head full of snot, a lung full of phlegm, and a colon that is continually not full of anything. I actually fell asleep at my desk for an hour. You know you've either got their respect or
Your “The Reign Of Error Is Over” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
Booth Review
/intercom buzzes SECRETARY: Mr. Berson? Your 9am is here. DAVID: Ugh, Samantha, I asked you not to interrupt me. :fidgets: How long has he been waiting? 15 minutes? Make him wait 3 more and then send him in. /looks down under his desk And you are going to have to hurry up if you
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Your “It’s 4 Weeks Until the Draft!” Thursday Evening Open Thread
Start predicting how the Browns will waste all those draft picks. NFL News: In a bid to force Boltman's appearance at his Hall of Fame induction (to kill all in attendance), LaChargers have appointed LaDainian Tomlinson as a special assistant to the owner. A.J. McCarron isn't going anywhere, according to Marv
Your “There’s Even Less On Tonight?!” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Consider it bullshit until you hear actual numbers and/or draft picks mentioned, but someone is spreading rumours that the Seahawks are listening to offers for Richard Sherman. which is ridiculous, because their GM is too busy working on improving the O- & D-lines. Sean Payton denies the Saints have offered
Your “Man, There’s Really Nothing On” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: non-Raiders: a 4-year extension will ensure Jason Witten remains a Cowboy for life. Chris Long has left the Patriots for the Eagles - 2 years, approximately $5.0 million. No Fun League update: rules committee changes as proposed, players are now prohibited from leaping over the offensive line on
Your “Vegas Baby!” Monday Evening Open Thread
Banner image via don_t Like the Hall of Fame, this really should have happened while Ken Stabler was alive. Imagine the marketing! NFL News, non-Raiders: Trevone Boykin makes this week's Crimebeat! with an arrest while being a passenger in a car accident. Oof - marijuana possession and public intoxication. this follows missing the
