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25 NFL Questions From An Uninformed and Easily Distracted Fan: Week 2
As an homage to the overused sports writing trope of “[X number] Burning, Itching, Throbbing Questions for [X Team/X Sport/X League]”, I present to you…
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Your “Roger’s Got 25 Lighters” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
(banner pic via) NFL Nuggets: I hope you’ve got Matt Asiata in your pool, because AP is getting surgery for his torn meniscus and…
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Your “Is Doug Flutie Still On Dancing With The Stars?” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL Notes: A saviour has been found for The Factory! Clipboard Jesus himself, Charlie Whitehurst, has come home from vacation and has been signed to…
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Your “The Rex Countdown Is On” Friday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: The Bills defence was horrible last night – “horri-awful”, to borrow an old Shaq quote – so naturally they’ve fired Offensive Coordinator…
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Your “Those Aren’t The Bears You’re Looking For” Wednesday Open Thread
A pretty slow day today, most likely still a Week 1 hangover combined with horror at tomorrow’s Jets-Bills color-rush game. So the Thread is…
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Your “Well, There’s Always Next Week” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Despite all the theatrics, Aaron Donald is not expected to be suspended for his behaviour during last night’s tirade prior to his…
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♫…He Spent a Summer By My Side…♫
…But He Was Gone When Autumn Came! As has been widely reported, Robert Griffin III has been placed on Injured Reserve following the Browns’…
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Your “Was That Good For You Too?” Friday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Cam showed “no indications of concussion” last night, so that’s why he stayed in the game. Uh huh – and the Broncos…
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Your “Hurry Up, Baby. Daddy Needs His Fix” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
Day-before Glorious NFL Returns News: It’s kind of a light day, because most everything on every team is in a holding pattern until after…