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Your “Back To School” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Drew Brees (pictured) & the Saints are talking about contract extensions. I guess being 30% of the Saints’ salary cap isn’t enough.…
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We Won’t Have Mike Carey To Kick Around Any More
(We open on a conference room at CBS Sports studios, where Sean McManus is obviously getting ready to deliver bad news to someone. Several low-…
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BREAKING NEWS
Chris Schauble – WHAT WAS THAT?!? Megan Henderson – Relax, the earthquake was in the midwest! CS – No, that’s not what I’m talking…
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Your “College Football Is NOT An Amuse Bouche” Friday Open Thread
Not much on the NFL front today. The big news comes with final cuts Saturday; by 4:00 PM EDT we will know who is…
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Your “Oh God – Am I Stepping On Toes?!” Wednesday Open Thread
There’s a game tonight? THERE’S A GAME TONIGHT! You may thank God/disaster preparations for this blessing. Washington & Tampa got moved to Wednesday because…
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Your “We FINALLY Got To The Fireworks Factory” Tuesday Open Thread
Cutdown Day NFL News: Drew Brees may not support Kaep, but Jim Brown sure as shit does. Also, The SFPD union president wants to…
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Your “He’s Probably Cut By Columbus Day” Monday Open Thread
NFL Weekend Injury & Early Cuts Round-Up: Nice work, Mark Sanchez – Trevor Siemian has been named Denver’s Week 1 starter. Luke Kuechly is listed…
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Your “Thanks For Asking” Wednesday Open Thread
NFL pre-Week 3 preseason games notes: on the heels of his practice fight with the Bears last week comes news the Patriots are cutting…
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Your “Still Living To Fight Another Day” Tuesday Open Thread
NFL News: The Colts have signed Antonio Cromartie. For future reference, the closest Planned Parenthood office is 4.7 miles due North from Lucas Oil…
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Your “Hold Off On Drinking, It’s ‘Annie!’ Day” Wednesday Open Thread
Because when it’s preseason, there’s football tomorrow! NFL Headlines: Bruce Arians has been released from hospital. Must’ve been that bean he ate. Steve Smith…