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Sharkbaits Cocktail of the Week: Black Friday Void
Happy Black Friday! This is a touch embarrassing but I’ve got nothing this week. That’s right. I had ONE JOB and failed miserably at…
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Stupid Texas and Non-#BFIB Missouri – FITBAW Thanksgiving 2025 2.0
Stupid Chefs (+3) at Even Stupider Non-Gendered Cowpersons (4:30, CBS) I hate this matchup MOAR than I hate various Xmas Tree (and/or Hannukah Bush)…
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Between teh LioUns – FITBAW Thanksgiving 2025 1.0
Packers (+3) at Still-Kinda-Sorta-Fuck LioUns (1:00, Fox) Oh men. Men! (and Doktors and Gumby-adjacents and any lurkers). The Shield gazes deep into our eyes…
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Your Monday Night Action
A bit of a weird matchup to end the week but both teams are over .500 and that’s all I ask for these prime…
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It’s Your Sunday Night Denouement
Not a bad tilt to end the day. Maybe watch this so you can avoid thinking about Monday morning? To The Game! Bucs/Rams: -There’s…
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People Are Saying This Is The Greatest Slate Ever!
But it isn’t remotely true. The neutral observer might get a quality hate-watch but otherwise, Oof! To The Games! Browns/Raiders: Two (wins) plus two…
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It’s Week 12-Will We Get Bologna Salad?
Only if you’ve touched yourself. The Fins, Chargers, Commies and Broncos are on bye. To The Games! Colts/Chiefs: Huge test for Indy, facing both…
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Sexy Friday – 20251121
TGIF! I’m on vacation so let’s get this over with. Onto the filler! Word Count Filler Time Let’s talk about were I’m going for…
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Sharkbaits Cocktail of the Week: Pre Turkey Fortifications
Happy Friday yet again! We’re about a week from American Thanksgiving. Which means a long weekend, THREE Thursday football games (All three can’t be…
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Upstate New York Vs. Urban Sprawl: Choose One
I don’t think the phrase “Why not both?” applies here. But it looks to be a good tilt. Flotsam and Jetsam: -Mixon In Action:…