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Your Saturday Evening NFL Prelude Open Thread
The first week is over and boy-howdy am I ready for some hard drinking. I so far have registered 30 at-risk students in my…
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Your “Extremely Abbreviated” Friday Evening Open Thread
Fair warning: You’re not getting much out of me tonight. We’ve been dealing with hurricane stuff around here. I drove down in the middle…
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Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: Mule Time
Happy week 1 everybody! Football is finally back…barely. Hopefully this week’s cocktail will help wash out the suck that was Thursday Night Football. Luckily,…
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Your “Welcome To Game 1! Only 266 More To Go” Thursday Night Football Open Thread
Jesus Bananacakes! I don’t even know where to begin. I guess I should welcome all you folks back from your non-self-imposed hiatus from the…
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Your LaboUr Day Evening Open Thread
Like most of you, I’m wrapping up the three-day weekend in advance of resuming life as a teacher on Tuesday. But a new school…
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Your Sunday Evening, Mid-Holiday Weekend Open Thread
First off, I wanna thank Balls for covering Saturday night so I could enjoy the day with WineWife. Now, on to the more important…
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Your “Stand Up And Cheer!!!” Friday Evening Open Thread
It’s the first weekend of NCAA Football…2019 version. Several games have already been played. Clemson rolled over GT, as expected. I hate those asshats. …
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Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: The Scofflaw
Happy Friday everyone. Hopefully your Friday is going better than mine. By the time this posts, I’ll be recuperating from shoulder surgery, related to…
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Your “Just One More” Sunday Night Football Open Thread
Speaking of the football, Man City dispatched Bournemouth earlier today. I’ve adopted the former team simply because I fell in love with Kevin De…
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Your “No Injuries. No Injuries. No Injuries” Saturday Night Open Thread
There’s a Sirius XM station that is completely dedicated to fantasy but there are no women on it (that I have heard). So you…