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Sharkbaits Cocktail of the Week: Tonic For Your Health
Happy Friday people. This week were drinking to our health, as this week’s cocktail had roots in keeping you healthy. According to The Gentleman’s…
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Your “No Stereo, Just Mono” Thursday Night Football Open Thread
Well, well, well. After complaining about ‘squirrels running circles inside my helmet’ and ‘constant rain falling off my body’, Jets team physicians diagnosed Unfrozen…
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Your “I Knew You’d Come Crawling Back” Monday Night Football Open Thread
Were you not entertained yesterday? I certainly was. We had safeties, plenty of derpage, surprises, comebacks, new stars (if only for one week) and…
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Your “Calling All Pats Haters. Assemble!” Sunday Night Football Open Thread
It shouldn’t be this way. We should be happy. The Browns look like a very watchable, exciting team this year. The Cardinals are conducting…
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Your “You Go Back, Jack, Do It Again” Sunday Afternoon Football Open Thread
Well, that was lovely! Would you care for more? TO THE GAMES! Colts/Chargers: No pressure, Jacoby. Perhaps it was because he was brought up…
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Your “I Think The Banner Pic Pretty Much Covers It” Holiest of Holy Open Threads
Now that the Thursday Nighter has been wiped from our collective memories by all the weed, booze and pills that it is possible to…
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Your Saturday Evening NFL Prelude Open Thread
The first week is over and boy-howdy am I ready for some hard drinking. I so far have registered 30 at-risk students in my…
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Your “Extremely Abbreviated” Friday Evening Open Thread
Fair warning: You’re not getting much out of me tonight. We’ve been dealing with hurricane stuff around here. I drove down in the middle…
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Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: Mule Time
Happy week 1 everybody! Football is finally back…barely. Hopefully this week’s cocktail will help wash out the suck that was Thursday Night Football. Luckily,…
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Your “Welcome To Game 1! Only 266 More To Go” Thursday Night Football Open Thread
Jesus Bananacakes! I don’t even know where to begin. I guess I should welcome all you folks back from your non-self-imposed hiatus from the…