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Your “Hot Hot Hot” Friday Evening Open Thread
Oy, it’s been quite the week. I had to put on a suit and sit in the sun yesterday for about two hours. People…
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Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: Spicy Drinks II: Electric Boogaloo
Happy almost weekend everyone. When looking for inspiration this week, I didn’t have to look very far. I had some leftover jalapeño and basil…
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Your “Come One, Come All! (Not You, Starters)” Thursday Night Preseason Open Thread
This is usually the time when some sort of ‘dress rehearsal’ for the regular season takes place with all the stars muddying their unis…
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Your “Night Comes Early” Sunday Open Thread
There’s a 4 o’clock football game so there’s a corresponding thread. That’s just the way it goes around here. This will double as the…
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Your “I Salute Your Dogged Persistence” Saturday Night Open Thread
If you’re hanging out here-even for just a little bit-you’ve got moxy. You’ve so many other options with which to entertain yourself and yet……
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Your Thoroughly Unnecessary Preseason Colts/Browns Preseason Tilt Open Thread
I shouldn’t have bothered with it but this is a NFL footballing site so this is sorta what we do. And the thing is,…
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Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: Beerfest!
Hey everyone, happy Friday. The shoulder is doing well, thanks for asking. You didn’t? Well then, that’s just rude. Unfortunately, I’m in a sling,…
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Your “Middle Child Day” Monday Evening Open Thread
Seriously, I’m not joking. August 12 is “Middle Child Day”. It’s official and everything!!!!!! HEY LOOK IT’S THE NEW JAN BRADY!!!!! marsha, Marsha, MARSHA!!!!!…
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Your 2019 Stillers Preview
I’m supposed to preview the 2019 Steelers. Let me start with this: This entire division makes less sense than Drumpf’s cabinet. People are…
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Your “Sunday Funday, Better Than A Monday” Sunday Evening Open Thread
Ha!!!! See? I didn’t forget this time. Even though I’ve been watching baseball all day. And maybe drinking some. Allegedly. Antonio Brown has threatened…