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Your “Spending Quality Time” Saturday Evening Open Thread
It’s WineWife’s birthday today, so forgive me if I don’t hang out with you fine folks this evening. Also, it’s “Star Wars Day”, because…
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Your “Your Balls Are Bouncing” Friday Evening Open Thread
This week in tWBS Depresses Everyone…. My father would have turned 80 years old yesterday had he lived. Unfortunately, he died a little over…
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Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: Derby Day Special
Happy Kentucky Derby eve! In honor of the “most exciting two minutes in sports”, and that Kentucky is home to America’s Official Spirit, it’s…
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Your “I Guess ‘The Simpsons’ Is On” Sunday Evening Open Thread
If you’re not into the minimal sports that are on TV tonight, there appears to be little else to recommend. I saw “Avengers: Endgame”…
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Your Post-Draft, Pre-Draughts Saturday Evening Open Thread
I hope the weekend finds you well, you are finely settled in for the evening enjoying a beverage or some music and that your…
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Your “3rd Annual Hockey Chicks” Friday Evening Open Thread
Wow, three years I’ve been doing this. No wonder I feel dirty inside. Anywhoooo….. For the past few years, the Washington Capitals and Pittsburgh…
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Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: Saigon Special
I am a bit of a history nerd. I’ve successfully tied in a bit of history to the cocktail of the week before, and…
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Your Easter Sunday Dinner Open Thread
Not to cast aspersions on Sunday Gravy, but WineWife stuffs the finest turkey this side of the Rocky Mountains. The projected menu for the…
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Your “Get Off My Damn Lawn!” Saturday Evening Open Thread
It’s 4/20 this weekend, and this shit is being played live withing listening distance of my house: As has been established, I’m a drinker,…
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Your “Easter Egg Hunts Prove That Your Lazy Kid CAN Actually Find Things When They Want To” Friday Evening Open Thread
It’s Easter Weekend. Jesus was a pretty cool dude. I’m not a particularly religious person, but I truly do mean that I think Jesus…