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TGISF… Finally Getting My Bell Rung
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=URAqnM1PP5E There’s not going to be a lot of the talky talky this week. I’m all talked out for one week. I realize that…
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Commentist Beer Barrel: Really Deep
Greetings Commentists, lurkers, drunkards and all general riff-raff, to another edition of the Beer Barrel. Low Commander here, filling it for make it snow…
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Champions League Lesser Footy: Hump Day Edition Roundtable
Happy Hump Day everyone! Listen to her “singing” here. I can’t imagine how she could have butchered the National Anthem We have a special…
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DFO University – Introduction to Alcohol 101
Good afternoon students, I’m your professor – Dr. Robert Beer-Guy. Welcome to our classroom, the Prohibition Bar at the Rosewood Hotel Georgia. My regular…
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Your “I Feel The Beat Tonight” Saturday Evening Open thread
There’s actually a very good chance I’m delivering Greek food tonight. I’ll let you know if I serve the hookers again. Also, I saw…
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TGISF… Looks Like I Picked The Wrong Week To Stop Sniffing Glue
What a weird fucking week!!!!! FFS!!!!! Oh well, I’m not gonna preempt this special “by request” theme another week like I did last week. …
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Commentist Beer Barrel: Hops and Chocolate
I sometimes think we’re not experimenting enough, as a society, with hoppy beer. Sure, it seems like someone’s cultivated a new hop every month,…
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Your “Love Is A Four-Legged Word” Monday Evening Open Thread
Dogs are great. I have much more respect and love for dogs than I do for most humans. Yes, I stand by that statement.…
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A “You Never Seen Such Scufflin’” Saturday Evening Open thread
There’s nothing to talk about. It’s all Olympics or GAMBLOR! The men’s snowslopes final is tonight. There are four Canadians among the 12 qualifiers.…
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TGISF…Let The Games Begin!!!! (errrrrr…continue, I guess?)
Because I miscalculated the interest you weirdos would have in the Winter Olympics, this week’s TGISF theme was originally supposed to be a “by…