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Your “No One Likes Us; We Don’t Care” Thursday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: So, the market cap is now set at 5 years, $137 million, with $74 million guaranteed. I don’t know who they’re going…
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LAST CALL! Pats – Iggles #SB52 Open Thread
Well well… WELL. This being a Sunday afternoon, Hate Week is no more. Via reactiongifs.us And yet, the Patriots are in the Super Bowl,…
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Your Early “Talk About Whatever You Want To” Pre-Pre-Superb Owl Sunday Open Thread
There’s going to be a lot of hours of annoying pre-game today. You’ll want to murder yoself before a ball is finally kicked. Trust…
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Someone Had To Do It (Again)- A DFO Hate Week Patriots Super Bowl Preview & Open Thread
Welcome to the final entry in the Second Annual DFO Hate Week, brought to you by Drew Magary’s Minnesota upbringing, Bush’s Baked Beans, and…
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Your “Wait, there’s no football today?” Saturday Morning Soccer Open Thread
As sad as it may seem, there is only one game left in the NFL season and it is not today. It’s time to…
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TGISF…A Mixed Bag of Hate
Yep, it’s still Hate Week. And we’ll get to that, I promise. But first…. – This Week’s Weirdness Update Remember last week? When I…
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Commentist Beer Barrel: I Told You This One Would Be Cheap
In Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home, Dr. Leonard McCoy, thrown back in time to the 1980s, tells a contemporary materials engineer that, if he…
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Your Saturday Morning Lesser Footy Open thread. Now with more Wales!
Well it is my turn in the King Hippo-less rotation so shall we see what is going on in the EPL this morning? Hmmm,…
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TGISF… Let’s Get Dolled Up Tonight!!!!
It’s been “interesting” around DFO this week. Now that we’re transitioning into the offseason, everyone seems like they’re in a rather weird mood. King…
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Commentist Beer Barrel: Portrait of a Beer
If I ever tell you there are two kinds of beer I love, I’m bullshitting you. There are a million kinds of beer I…