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TGISF… AKA Your “I Got Nuthin’ This Week – But Vegas Is Looming” Sexy Friday Open Thread
It’s been an interesting week. Honestly, my brainpower is maxed out this week. And I didn’t have that much extra to spare to begin…
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Your “Tumble In The Jungle of the Meadowlands” Thursday Night Football Open Thread
The Astronauts did a thingy last night according to spurts pages everywhere. When do you think they’ll come back down to earth? Will Buzz…
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Your “Game 7, Bay-Bay!” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: New England is Hoyer Country once again as he signed a three-year deal to hold Tom’s hat when he goes onto the…
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Your Sunday Night NFL Open Thread
Did you know that Jerome Bettis is still from Detroit and still played for the Steelers? He retired 12 years ago and somehow this…
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Your “The Cupboard is Almost Bare” Late Afternoon NFL Football Open Thread
Two games at the 4 spot! Two games??? And women talk about their right to choose being compromised! What of the lonely, whitebread, devastatingly handsome,…
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Your “It’s The End of October Already?” Sunday Afternoon Football Open Thread
We’re nearing the half-way mark of the regular season. Let that sink in for a moment. Are you done? Good. I feel like time…
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Your “Pip, Pip, Huzzah And All That” Early Morning NFL Fixture Open Thread
Well, well, well-here we are again. Rise and shine, beasties because the NFL has got a treat for you! I’d suggest you have a…
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Your “Dare To Race The Devil’s Child” Saturday Evening Open Thread
Thank Cthulhu it’s the weekend. I lost Friday to the older dog being sick. (Not the one who sampled my vodka slurpee Thursday night;…
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TGISF… AKA Your “Insert Witty Halloween Sex Pun Here” Sexy Friday Open Thread
Yep, it’s Halloween again. Almost, anyway. So of course this week is an easy choice. It’s the 2nd Annual TGISF Halloween Sexy!!!!!!!! (yes, we…
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Your “OOF! We Got A Ripe One Over Here!” Thursday Night Football Open Thread
So it’s come to this. The truest of the tests of your football fanhood. This one is such a stinker I feel as though…