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Your [Is Buried By The Media’s “REMATCH/REVENGE!” Word Avalanche]
[digs his way past words ‘miraculous’, ‘letdown’, ‘poise’, ‘collapse’, ‘disappointment’, ‘validation’, ‘comeback’, ‘dynasty’, ‘believe’, etc.-breeches the surface] [gasps for breath] Goddamn it! [brushes assorted…
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Your “We’re Just Hitting Our Stride” Late Afternoon NFL Joy Joy Thread
As the afternoon slate kicks in, we’re just hitting our stride… So join me as we gracefully move into the next phase of…
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Your “Gonna Get High, Gonna Have Some Fun” Saturday Evening Open Thread
Hope you all had yourselves a lovely day. The rain has finally returned (with a vengeance) to Vancouver. The highlight has been the…
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TGISF… AKA “When I Turn Your MOM Over, It Spells WOW” Sexy Friday Open Thread
Well, after that title and that banner image, I suspect some of you are already cringing just a little bit. Worry not, we’re gonna…
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Your AFC West Showdown on Thursday Night Football Open Thread
Here we are, as usual, sitting on the cusp of the next week(end) of glorious football. How’ve you been? Good? Good. I’m glad we…
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Your “Quick Turnaround” SNF Open Thread
We’re almost there, another Sunday in the books. I hate this as much as you guys do, but the shitty week’s finish line is…
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Your Second Round of NFL Action Open Thread
Man, is it ever dreary/rainy in this neck of the woods. What that means for me is that the piling of more firewood will…
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Your Sunday Morning/Afternoon NFL Football Open Thread
Yeah, I might as well acknowledge you folks out west for once. But only just this once! These football-specific threads are always good for…
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TGISF… AKA “Can We Leave The Lights On This Time?” Sexy Friday Open Thread
Boo!!!!!!!!! Yeah, today is Friday, October 13th. Why are we superstitious about Friday the 13th, anyway? I’m really not, to be honest. Though I…
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Your “Happy, Snappy and Fappy” Thursday Night Football Open Thread
Hey, mirth-makers! So good to see you again. I’m hoping that the vast majority of you are enjoying this short work week like I…