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Your “Is It Dessert Time Already?” Sunday Night NFL Open Thread
Whoopty-ding-dang-do! Another Sunday is coming to an end and then it’s back to the soul-crushing grind that begins Monday morning. But wait! Not so…
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Your Second Round of NFL Action Open Thread
Are we feeling a wee bit boozy/dizzy/pilly/queasy/silly yet? If you’re not you’ve got some work to do, my friend. There’s still a ton of…
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Your “Let’s Go, Go, Go!” Early Afternoon NFL Football Open Thread
Hey there, welcome fellow shenanigan-creators, maker-uppers of hilarious quips typing bots kinda of people. (“nice word salad, scotch”) Here we are again to have…
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Your “Saturday Nights Are Total Sports Nights Again!” Evening Open Thread
It’s here! It’s here! It’s finally here! OH GOD, I NEED MORE!!!111! And maybe a little something for my American friends? Looking…
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TGISF… AKA “A Lot Can Happen In A Year” Sexy Friday Open Thread
It’s an interesting week this week here in TGISF-land. We’ve reached a bit of a milestone around here, I suppose. Even though Sexy Friday…
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Your Official DFO-CON 2017 Announcement Post
AFTERNOON – SAN DIEGO, CALIFORNIA – NONDESCRIPT OFFICE BUILDING INTERIOR [An extremely pale but handsome young man sits at his desk, trying to do anything…
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Your New England/Tampa Bay Thursday Night Special Open Thread
The 2-2 New England squadron suffered its second home loss of the season last week when Cam decided that a.) his shoulder wasn’t that…
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Commentist Beer Barrel: Something A Little Different
I don’t remember exactly when I first became aware of what barrel-aged beer, like, was. I definitely learned the names of some barrel-aged beers not…
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Your “Are We Having Fun Yet?” SNF Open Thread
I’m tired and grumpy. And somehow also both drunk and hungover simultaneously. That doesn’t seem fair, just sayin’. And I hate teh Clots. This…
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Your Third Round of NFL Action Open Thread
Good golly Miss Molly, the hits, they keep on coming! The western divisions of each conference get a tussle though one might be a…