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Your “Can I Have Some Sweet, Sweet Release?” Sunday Afternoon NFL Football Open Thread
Oh hello there folks. Have you been weighed down by the Bottomless Shitfire of the last few days, weeks or months? Yeah, myself as…
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TGISF…aka “tWBS Watches Horrible Movies and TV Just to See Amanda Seyfried” Sexy Friday Open Thread
Yep, it’s true. Perhaps sadly. Pathetically? Yeah, perhaps. But still true nonetheless. I’ve watched so many horrible movies and TV shows, sometimes more often…
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Your “Mind-Blowingly Amazing AFC North Tilt” Thursday Night NFL Open Thread
I’m a huge fan of the underdog. The 1980 Olympic Men’s Hockey team? Fantastic. Boise State over Oklahoma in 2007? Wonderful. The Giants hand…
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This Little Piggy Went 8-8: Your Bills Bye Week Update
The Bills are 4-5 at the bye week. That’s your update. Normally, I would give a pseudo-humorous recap of the ups and down of…
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Your “Well, The Sun Came Up” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: More fallout from Seattle Monday Night-gate, 2016-edition: Florio is doing the Lord’s Goodell’s work this morning by having TWO stories quoting Mike…
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Your “Which Apocalypse Do I Choose?” Election Night Open Thread
Note: I’m putting this together in bits, because I’ve been (voluntarily) seconded by the Ministry of Education for a couple of days to help…
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Your “Potential End of the Civilized World Eve” Monday Night Football Open Thread
Everything that needs to be said about this election has already been said. [weighs in] Goddamn it, America! GET THIS RIGHT! You’ve made your…
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Your “Please God, Just Let it be Over Already” SNF Open Thread
Whom amongst us isn’t tired of the Broncos? And a resurgence in Oakland? Come on Universe!!!!!! /ducks rotten tomato hurled by Hippo //nailed by…
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Your Late Afternoon NFL Football Open Thread
I’m just going to get after it- Car/LA-Them Panthers just love the NFC West-after all, it’s the only reason they have two wins. PFF’s…
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Your “Are These The Dog Days Of The Season? Feels Like It” NFL Football Open Thread
I guess at some point of any major league schedule the creators must get some middling games out of the way before the rush…