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Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: A Taste of Summer
Although it felt like it recently, summer and warm weather aren’t here yet (at least in the Northeast). Despite that fact, we were recently…
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Sexy Friday – 20230512
TGIF! Hope everyone has taken the time to peruse your team’s schedule and count those wins and losses. Just kidding, there’s still real playoffs…
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Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: Beach Daydreaming
Hello and happy Friday you fine people. This week has been a bit of a productivity struggle. I mean, let’s be real here. Most…
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Sexy Friday – 20230505
TGIF! Happy Cinco De Mayo to all who celebrate. We’re still up to our eyeballs in the hardwood and ice playoffs, so let’s get…
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Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: Crowning Achievements
Happy Friday, Cinco de Mayo and Kentucky Derby weekend! Normally in this space this time of year and especially this weekend, I’d get creative…
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Sexy Friday – 20230428
TGIF! Let’s get right to it because I need a nap before this evening’s game. Survival – Personal Edition Speaking of which, occasionally a…
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Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: Mixing It Up.
Happy Friday everyone! This week I’m doing things a bit different here. I’m making a virgin cocktail. A virgin margarita to be exact. This…
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Sexy Friday – 20230421
TGIF! Can’t lie, I am properly tuckered out. Mainlining ice playoffs has really disrupted my sleep. And I still have two (2) games to…
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Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: Hitting The Turf
Happy Friday! I don’t know what it is recently, but in the last few days my inbox has been flooded with martini and martini…
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It’s a very Special Tuesday Open Thread
banner image via Hey hey folks! Fuck am I doing here? Since it’s pretty goddamn far away from Sunday morning that can only mean…