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Sexy Friday – 20230414
TGIF! Did anything happen this week? Quiz time for me! Let’s see, abortion pills, corrupt judge, secret government documents, oh there it is! T-Swizzle…
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Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: Outsourcing.
I’m just gonna come out and say it. I got lazy (also stupid busy) this week and I ended up Outsourcing the Cocktail of…
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Sexy Friday – 20230406
TGIF! Happy Kraken playoff season! I will be wildly Releasing the Kraken for the foreseeable future. Oh, also, it’s Easter weekend if anyone cares.…
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Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: No Sleep ’til…Brooklyn
Happy Masters Friday everyone! Like WCS touched on yesterday, I enjoy watching the Masters, but I don’t really know why. Personally, I suck at…
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A Tradition Unlike Any Other (Barf): New Post-COVID (kinda)
Hello, friends. It’s a tradition unlike any other. It’s The Masters. I’m Jim Nantz, and it’s my distinct pleasure to bring you one of…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: The Musician’s Brief Guide to Holy Week
Greetings friends. I’d like you to take this time to be kind to your church musician friends. They’re going through the crazy part of…
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Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: Oh Capitán, My Capitán
Hello and happy spring Friday. I say that with mixed feelings to be honest. I like spring in the sense that winter is officially…
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Oh Boy! Rotational Thursdays with Litre.
Good evening to you! At this point I’ve just returned from a much needed vacation in Arizona! You see, my folks, and my in-laws…
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Sexy Friday – 20230324
TGIF! After today, only 7 of the 67 tournament games remain to be played. Where does the time go? Also, it’s spring time! Time…
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Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: Simple Can Be Better
Feel that? That’s Friday, the first Friday of Spring. Admittedly, this winter hasn’t sucked as much as it has in years past. At least…