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Sexy Friday – 20231027
TGIF! I know everyone is super excited about the World Series (GO SNEKS!) kicking off right as this publishes, so I’ll get on with…
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Your Thursday Night NFL Football Open Thread
It’s the opening offering of week 8! Can you believe it’s week 8 already? (lousy running joke is lousy) The trade deadline is coming…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo, Also Doubling as Your Jets At the Bye Post
Four plays. That’s how long it took for the reminder that we can’t have nice things. Aaron Rodgers? Ha, that’s nice. Say hello to…
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Your Monday Night NFL Football Open Thread
Last game on the docket. Let’s comment hard! Fallout: -Folks are thinking that Detroit is one of those pretend teams because of that blowout yesterday.…
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Iggles/LOLfins SNF THRILLA Thread
I think Scotchy might be passed out, so here you go. Dolphins (+3) at Iggles (8:20, NBC) 5-1 from the AFC against 5-1 from…
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Your Very Next NFL Football Open Thread
Ok, so six teams are on bye and yet there are four games in this window. I’ll never see the logic that the NFL…
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Your Non-Morning NFL Football Open Thread
Enough of those silly games overseas. What’s wrong with the USA besides almost everything? (I kid) Fantasy monkeys call this a ‘Bye-mageddan’, being the…
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“At Least the Wolven Sort Don’t Play” JV NFL Night Thread
Yes, indeed. At least that’s one pissed-offedness trigger that’s on bye. Huzzah, universe! Ballsy: It’s a good thing my alma mater sucks at football…
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The “Why Grandpa Hippo Is Extra Angry” Lesser Footy Thread
Because, goddamnit. It’s Derby Day, and as usual we have no fucking chance to even swindle a point out of those Redshite Motherfuckers. The game…
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Sexy Friday – 20231020
TGIF! Glad the week is over. I did way too much actual work this week and felt way too much stress. That’s unhealthy. But!…
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