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Monday Evening Thread – Close(r) to you
No Warhammer tonight, due to work, my wife, and my new crippling addiction to Satisfactory on Steam, I ran out of time and energy…
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Apathy: An Endorsement – Offseason Sunday Open Thread
Why care. Nothing is permanent. Every tingle felt from eye contact, and all smiles, hugs, lusty grabs and “You were right”s are but fleeting…
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God Bless Don Carlo – Saturday Footy Musings
There is a very light schedule this week (no early fixture at all), so let’s also look back at mid-week in Shempions. Oh my…
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Sexy Friday – 20230224
TGIF! At least it was a short week. (apologies Doug Martin) But, we can look forward to, um, hmm. Well then, check your local…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: A Guide to Tombeau
Today is Ash Wednesday, which means absolutely nothing in the DFO lexicon in our infinite unwashed massitude. BLEERGH knows no Ash Wednesday and Boltman’s…
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Monday Evening Thread 20Feb2023 – Warhammer Assassins Inc
Evening, sorry I have not been around this past week, a five day migraine kinda messed me up. I worked, I don’t remember working…
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First Pre-Preseason Sunday Open Thread
[Walks up to podium, slight nod towards youse, adjusts microphone exasperatingly, grumbling atmosphere established] Cough. Hi! Good evening. Yeah… I’m also bummed. If only…
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Oh, We Got A Title Race Goin’
Did you remember to blow off work to watch City away to Arsenal mid-week? An absolute cracker of a match. King’s Afrikan Water Pistols outplayed…
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Sexy Friday – 20230217
TGIF! As we now bask in the afterglow of the Superb Owl and Galentine’s Day, it’s important to focus on the important things. That’s…
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