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The Greatest of HippoShame (and Early Footy Thread)

I don’t know how to soften the blow, so I will just rip the bandages off. With great sadness and mental anguish, Hippo is…

TGIF! So long, work week. At least Tua won’t remember any of it. Off to the survivor-dome! Survival – Personal Edition Before it gets…

Lookit that white helmet! So much blather about so little. Has Kenny Anderson weighed in yet? What is Carl Pickens’ take? Is there nothing else…

No, I said the edge of history, goddammit! …Not quite. Fuck it, start again. So last week you may have mentioned I un-errored my…

Remember that old SNL sketch “Fecal Matter with your Host, Doug Fecal”? No? Yeah I figured it was just me. It was a solid (heh)…

Can this game possibly exceed the slug, er, slouchfest that we witnessed last night? (a hearty thank you to all that weighed in so…

Welp, I guess the Fins are sorta for real-I’ll say it again, I really like Nerd Coach’s play-calling. Houston jumped out to an early…

You’re back! Nice to see you, love what you’ve done with your hair. To The Games! Jags/Chargers: Will he play? By the time you…

Welcome aboard! We’ve got a few tasty tilts for you to gnaw on. (Dan Campbell’s ears perk up) To The Games! Ravens/Pats: Look for…

Arkansas (+2.5) v. Texas A&M at JerralWorld (7:00, ESPN) A specially scheduled game to serve one man’s ego, in the temple to said ego. …