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JV NFL Stands Alone (Early Sabado Open Thread)
Despite the calendar disruptions for the Slave LaboUr World Cup, Lesser Footy still works in a stupid window for international friendlies. BLECH. Hope y’all…
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Sexy Friday – 20220923
TGIF! So long, work week. With an entirely predictable lack of good judgment, DFO has conscripted me into the content mines. Little do they…
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Thursday Night Paulin’ Thread
There is also the kissing of titties, but the headlines gots to stay PG. Yes, I am filling in for Spirit Animal Scotchnaut, who…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Tactical Errors
Greetings lizard people. A smarter me would be reporting to you live from the madhouse that is probably Yankee Stadium. See, I got an…
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Your Sunday Night NFL Football Open Thread
To The Game! Bears/Packers: -God, I love Qaron’s predictability so much! That look of utter disdain on his face when Watkins dropped that perfectly-thrown…
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Your Five(!) Game Afternoon Slate of NFL Football Open Thread
Heavens be! It’s nice to have a choice in America these days, isn’t it? (I’ve said too much) To The Games! Falcons/Rams: If Stafford…
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September Stress JV Night Thread
I am quite happy for the Wolven Sort HippoSpawn, getting a fun September night game on the home schedule. But I will be too…
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Partially Lesser and Fully (Early) JV Thread
Well, the stupid Queen is still fucking ded. I still don’t care, apart from this weekend’s schedule being at least less fucked up (though…
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Wumbo Wednesday with Weaselo: Dean Martin Not Included
Call me crazy, but there are better moon-related songs. Like the one that was in my head this weekend. This past weekend, in addition…
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What We Drank Last Night: Someone Wet My Pants (and Tuesday Open Thread)
Welcome again to What We Drank Last Night. In-depth beer, wine and liquor reviews are great, but the average North American has neither the…
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