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Sexy Friday – NFL Kickoff Weekend 2022 + 1/2 assed Steelers Preview
Today is a special edition of Sexy Friday. If all goes well, Mr. Ayo will be taking over this space soon and y’all will…
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Your “It’s Here! It’s Finally Here!” Thursday Night NFL Football Open Thread
Is anyone else horny, er, excited? It’s been such a wait and by golly, the scheduler-makers got this right by blasting a potential Superb…
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Wumbo Wednesday with Weaselo: I Guess It’s Not a 2022 Jets Preview?
Greetings, lizard people. I originally panicked last night and wrote a Jets preview post, but TSHU did his write-up this morning, so if you…
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Can I Get an Amen!?!: 2022 Buffalo Bills Preview and Tuesday Open Thread
2021 PREDICTION: 13-4, AFC Champions 2021 REALITY: 11-6, Divisional Round loss in an instant classic It is dark times for the Buffalo Bills faithful.…
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Shempions Preview – Los Stages de los Gropa! Saturday Morning Footy Thread
Boy howdy, is the futbol schedule ever crowded. But the show must go on, so those Qatari slave workers won’t have died in vain!…
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Sexy Friday – Labor Day Weekend 2022
We are still going with abbreviated versions of Sexy Friday. Things are crazy, but falling into place. I feel a little bit like Kyle…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: The Obligatory 2022 Fantasy Football Names Post
Well, it’s time for a tradition unlike any other. No, it’s not The Masters, it’s everyone’s favorite attempt to be clever and/or raunchy, the…
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Your “Random Thoughts with BFC, Volume 6 AKA BOTG: BFC’s Vacation” Tuesday Night Open Thread
Remember that old SNL sketch “Fecal Matter with your Host, Doug Fecal”? No? Yeah I figured it was just me. It was a solid (heh)…
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Your NY Giants Team Preview/Monday Night Open Thread
[wipes spittle off monitor] Okay, where do I even start? Well, I think the team has a coach that won’t have an 11 minute…
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Your JV’ing and NFL’ing Saturday Open Thread
Ahhh, this is more like it. Choices! We have actual choices to make regarding footballing. Although UCONN football is involved so that kills my…