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Hippo Hates All The Things – 8 Oct Open Thread
Nothing matters, we all just stand on the precipice of the endless void. But first, the fixtures: There is no early Saturday game. Because…
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Sexy Friday – 20221007
TGIF! So long, work week. As least Hines won’t remember Thursday night’s pupper abortion of a game. Never go full Charmslinger with your team…
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Your “Horsey vs. Horsey” Thursday Night NFL Football Open Thread
So, um, why is Denver getting another prime time game after they acquitted themselves so terribly just two weeks ago? Ours is not to wonder…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Not Quite Sunday Gravy
Evening lizard peo—*gets message through earpiece*—Wait, really? I knew it was an Illuminati joke, but… ahh, I gotcha. Damn bigots, it’s why we can’t…
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Your Monday Night NFL Football Open Thread
This wacky season continues unabated. Double doinks, questionable decisions made by coaching and medical staffs, ex-players showing their wares during swim time-this season has…
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Your Sunday Night NFL Football Open Thread
We’re four weeks into the season and from my vantage point, this year is even more entertaining than it was last year. (Cue purists…
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Your “It’s 4 O’Clock (EST), Do You Know Where Your Game Is?” NFL Football Open Thread
To The Games! Cards/Panthers: Woe is you if this is your only offering on this slate. CMC is listed as “Dicey” but should play.…
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Your Post-London NFL Football Open Thread
To The Games! Browns/Falcons: Seriously considering playing Brissett because Fatt Matt is a slow-starting bastage. When is the latter ever going to get going?…
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Your Absolutely Mandatory London NFL Game Open Thread
In “The NFL Drops the Ball: Part Infinity” they didn’t make the Vikings the temporary home team. Has the league never picked up a…
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October Under teh Lights! (Late JV NFL Thread)
Fuck a duck, do I ever love October. Perfect weather, though November is in contention. Especially once the bugs all fucking die. But this…