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A Random Tuesday Open Thread With Your Pal, Internet Dad
So I’m trying to resurrect an old fantasy league, while also starting up my work league and the other various and sundry fantasy leagues…
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PreparatioUns Underway – Monday Open Thread
There has been enough recreational fitbaw the last couple of weeks to make it inevitable [grabs chest, sighs]… That Week 1 is Coming Soon.…
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Your Lazy Saturday Afternoon Preseason NFL Football Open Thread
Hippo noted that he was writing some garbage and I’m here to garbage up the site as well. Newsy Notes: -Hey! The Giants won…
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Cracker Island Celebration! Lesser Footy Week teh Second
Man, I have been enjoying the fuck out of this new Gorillaz jam on SiriusXMU (and not just because of the hilarious title): Back…
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Sexy Friday – 20220812
It’s an abbreviated version of Sexy Friday as things have been CRAZY busy. Lots of balls in the air and I’m doing my best…
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Your “And Away We Go” Thursday Night Preseason Football Open Thread
A Jackie Gleason reference? WTF? Anyhoo, I’m amped. Are you amped? It might have something to do with the Giants playing and the coaches…
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Wumbo Wednesday with Weaselo: Pitch Meetings
Evening, lizard people. For this week’s Wumbo Wednesday we’ll do things a little differently. Namely because I have robot fights to watch even if…
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Rum, Simile and the Lash: The FBI Raided My Snack Drawer (and Tuesday Open Thread)
I’m hesitant to write this now (late Monday night) because by the time this posts, some Weird Shit will probably have happened and people…
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Can You Smell It? – PRESEASON Monday Open Thread
You know those Pats fans who switched to the Bucs because of Brady? I bet devil worship is integral to their tailgates. But no;…
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2022-23 Lesser Footy – Oh We Back, Y’all
Let’s face it, Clubhouse footed ball enthusiasts. Most of our dreemz is ded already, but the beauty of Week One is we don’t know FOR…
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